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Get Rich Slow

The End Of Get Rich Quick = The Beginning Of Getting Rich

  • Tired of the relentless "Get Rich Quick" schemes that abound?

  • Have you fallen victim to pyramid scheme after pyramid scheme in a fruitless attempt to realize your "American Dream" of becoming fabulously wealthy without earning it?

  • Have you found attempts to swindle money from the unsuspecting public has left you high and dry?

If you have answered yes to one or more of these questions then you have been barking up the wrong road all this time...

The secrect of gaining fortunes is not in getting it quick, but getting it, period. That is why I have created a system of "Get Rich Slow" schemes that are guaranteed to make you millionaires!!! Yes, that is right, If you don't become a millionare before you die, I will personally give you my entire net worth on the spot! That is how confident I am that these techniques will work. Yes, my friend, the pot of gold that you have been searching for is here, read on:

GET RICH SLOW -- The Basics

The most important concepts in the "Get Rich Slow" philosophy are the three C's (Can, Coin, Couch), commonly refered to as the three "treasures" of getting rich. Once you have memorized and mastered these techniques you will never have to worry about money again...

$ THE FIRST TREASURE - One Word: "Cans"

Today's world severely underestimates the value of turning in aluminum cans for cash. Some states will pay up to five cents per pound that you can collect, which is about the average weight in Coke and Pepsi cans that are used by a family of four in one month! Yes, that means every house on your block is a potential nickel in your pocket, every month! The average neighborhood may contain 90 homes, that is four dollars and fifty cents in your pocket per month! The untapped power of the aluminum can dollar is not yet even begun to be realized... but wait, you say that most families put their recyclable materials in those red or green recycle bins to be picked up every week... A true oportunist sees these little baskest as the golden goose! Go out there and raid those bins! Stick it to the man and take his trash, because that is money in your pocket!

$ THE SECOND TREASURE - Don't spend those old coins, collect them!

Unknown to most people, the coins that you use every day may be twenty, thirty, even forty years old or more. As these coins age, their value goes up astronomically! A silver dollar from the turn of the century goes today for nearly $1.02 on the collectors market, and one from 1870 can go has high as $1.05!!!! Think what would happen if you began stockpiling your twenty and thirty year old coins now... In less than one century you will have all the cash you will ever need! That means no more fiddling with junk savings bonds, no more fear of spending your final years in poverty... You will be sitting pretty with your set of 1972 dimes, dimes that will make you rich! Whoever said the seventies never created anythign worthwile! They will make your fortune.

$ THE THIRD TREASURE - The City of Gold

The third treasure in the pursuit to get rich slow is the hidden gold mine that exists in everyone's house, yes the living-room sofa. The average sofa can collect up to 12 cents from a single man's pants... Some students of the Get Rich Slow philosophy have reported collecting SEVENTY two cents in an average week, merely from rummaging the couch after every guest... Can you believe those numbers??? This is no hoax, this system really works! The highest record reported so far has been one dollar and thirteen cents in a single night after a particularly successful party! With those numbers, how can you lose?

$ SUCCESS IS YOURS -- Don't Hesitate, Act Now, Reap Later

Don't hesitate, go, go, go, and begin raking in your first pennies today and by the end of the year you will be skilled enough to make nearly fifty cents a day. With that earning power you will find yourself free to do all the things you have dreamed of: Buying food, collecting matches, becoming your own employee!

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