Women's English

What They Say	What They Mean
Yes	No
No	Yes
Maybe	No
I'm sorry.	You'll be sorry.
We need	I want
It's your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk	I need to complain
Sure... go ahead	I don't want you to.
I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight	Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights	I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house.
I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?	I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute.	Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?	Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.	Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?	Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby?	Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling!	Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.