A blonde walked into a beauty parlor one day wearing headphones. The man cutting her hair told her to take the headphones off if she wanted him to cut her hair.
She said,"No, just cut around them."
When she came back the second time she was wearing the headphones again. When he told her to take them off she said, "No, just cut around them."
When she came back the third time she was still wearing the headphones. This time the man said, "If you want me to cut your hair you're going to have to take off the headphones!"
She finally said, "Okay."
When she took them off she died! The hair stylist picked up the headphones, they were saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out...."
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