A blonde woman competed with a brunette and a redhead in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally reached shore, completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she muttered "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
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