A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangalist comes on and promises to heal the sick.
"If only you would pray with him and place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
| Over 284,309,030 Jokes served. |
next joke | back to topic list
Assorted | One Liners| Mostly True Stories| Signs of our Times
Jokes for Nerds | Professionals. | Quotations | Light Bulb Jokes
The Battle of the Sexes | Riddles | Religious Jokes | Gross
Blondes | Politics | Just Do It | Murphy's Law | Definitions
Dirty Jokes | Ethnic Jokes | Bill Clinton ZipperGate Section
|
joke topics | funny stories | submit a joke | contributors prestige mall | mailing list Design by Neuco Image Group, Inc. "Mefco" and "Mefco's Random Joke Server" are trademarks of Mefco, Inc. Privacy Policy Disclaimer |