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One day these three guys die and go to heaven.

The angel comes to the first one and asks "How many times have you cheated on your wife?", the guy answers "Once." The angel then gives him the keys to a Ferrari and says go drive around heavan.

The angel then asks the second man, "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" then man answers "Three." The angel then gives him the keys to a normal Toyota and says go drive around heaven.

The same question is asked from the third man and the guy says "Eight times." The angel then gives him the keys to a beat up Yugo.

After the day is over they all come back to the same place and the guy in the Yugo is crying is eyes out. They ask him whats wrong?

He says, "I just saw my wife, She was riding a tricycle."

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