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A Bloke limped into Kelly's bar, heavily bandaged and on crutches. "Bejabers Murphy an' what's happened to yourself?" asked Kelly. "T'was Tim O"Houlighan" answered Murphy. "But he's just a slip of a fella. Did he have something in his hand?" asked Kelly. "Shure he did, an' 'twas a shovel" "Not a good thing at all, at all "Did ye be chance have something in yer own hand, Murphy?" "Aye, that I did. 'Twas Mrs O'Houlighan's left tit. A rare beautiful thing in itself, but no good at all for the fightin'.
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