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Once there was a guy who had just broken up with his girlfriend and so all depressed he went to a local bar to get himself drunk. He sat down at the bar and the bartender took his order. Soon a real sexy lady almost naked walked into the bar and sat down next to the guy. The guy called over the bartender and said, "Hey look at that sexy woman! Is she available?" "Don't mess with her, man. She's a lesbian!" replied the bartender. "No she isn't, watch this," he said. He turned to the sexy lady and said, "I like the smell of pussy in the morning." The lady turned to him and coughed right in his face. "See what I mean!" said the bartender.
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