The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
- The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
- The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
- The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
- The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
- The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE
- The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll
- The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and