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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

  1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

  2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

  3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

  4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

  5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

  6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

  7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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