Mrs. Jones stared at the fortune card that had emerged from the weighing machine in response to her husband's penny.
She said, "It says here, George, that you're suave, intelligent, farseeing, industrious and attractive to women." With that she turned the card over and added, "And they have your weight wrong, too."
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