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Psychological Definitions

Borderline Personality
Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I actually do when no one is watching.
Schizophrenic
Someone who does the wild and crazy things I think about but never actually do.
Alcoholic
Someone who likes alcohol more than he likes me.
Drug addict
Someone who likes drugs more than he likes me.
Sex addict
Someone who is having more fun than I am.
Antisocial personality
A male.
Obsessive-compulsive personality
Anyone who thinks about this shit more than I do.
Depressive
Blinders are off; sees the world the way it really is.
Manic depressive
Blinders are off; sees the world the way it really is. And is pissed off about it.
Phobic
Blinders are off; sees the world the way it really is. And is scared shitless.
-- Spider McGee

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