Dr. Kinney completed his examination of the teenage girl and took her mother aside. "I'm afraid," he said, "that your daughter has syphilis."
"Oh, my!" exclaimed the embarrassed woman. "Tell me, could she possibly have caught it in a public lavatory?"
"It's possible," replied the M.D., "but it would certainly have been uncomfortable."
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