There were these three men stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. All of a sudden the natives surrounded them, unhappy to see Americans on their island. The angry chief gave them a choice.
"Death or unga-bunga!" He shouted.
The first man really didn't want to die, so he chose unga-bunga.
The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.
The second man said, "Man, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don't want to die either. Okay....unga-bunga."
The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.
The third man, disgusted by his friends' decisions, shouted, "Death!"
To that, the chief shouted, "Death by unga-bunga!"
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