Pinochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love", she said, "I get splinters!" So he went back to his maker, Geppeto, the carpenter, to ask for help.
"Sandpaper, my boy, that's what you need!" was the Geppeto's response.
A couple of weeks later the Geppeto asked Pinochio, "How are you getting on with the girls now?"
"Women!" said Pinochio, "Who needs women?"
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