The old spinster left instructions that when she died, she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born a Virgin, Lived as a Virgin, Died a Virgin." The tombstone carver gave his workers the instructions, but they were a lazy bunch and decided to shorten the inscription. They wrote: "Returned unopened."
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