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A man walking on a beach say a bottle, picked it up, rubbed it, and poof a genie came out and said "Master I will give you two wishes." The man thought for a while and said "I wish I could be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." The genie said "Your wish is muy command." and poof the man turned into a toilet.
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