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A scientist was going to do experiments on the functions of the brain. So after gathering three volunteers, he decided to see what would happen when he removed the left half of the brain from the first man. After doing the operation he put the man into a rowing machine who proceeded to row and count: "one...three...five...seven..."

He wrote down the results and decided to see the effects of removing the right side of the brain on his second volunteer. After the operation he put the second man in the rowing machine and he counted while he rowed: two...four...six...eight.

Finally, the scientist wanted to see what would happen if he removed the entire brain. After doing so on the third volunteer, he put him in the rowing machine and the patient counted: uno...dos...tres...quatro...

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