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In Manhatan a midget got onto the elevator.

A few floors down a huge black man got in, and said "Do you know that my body weighs 300 pounds, in fact each one of my balls weighs 25 pounds, my dick is 35 inches long and my name is Turner Brown."

The midget fainted dead away

After being revived by the paramedics the midget asked the black man to repeat his last few words.

The black man replied "I said my name is Turner Brown."

"Thank God!" said the midget, "I thought you said 'turn around'".

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