One day the Little Rascals were in class and the teacher says they were going to have a spelling bee. She calls on Spankey. "Spankey can you spell Dictate?"
He goes "D-i-c-k-" She goes "No".
Then she goes on, "Alfalfa can you spell Dictate?"
Alfalfa says "D-i-c-t-a-e-" She goes "No".
Then she calls on Buckwheat. "Buckwheat can you spell Dictate?"
Buckwheat says "D-i-c-t-a-t-e".
The teacher says "Very good, now can you put that in a sentence?"
Buckwheat replies "Darla how did my Dictate last night?"
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