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A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie comes out and says: "I grant you one wish."

He said to the jeannie, "I want you to build me a bridge to Poland."

The jeannie said: "No one can build a bridge that long, you have to pick another wish."

He thinks for a minute and said: "I want you to make all my family and friends in Poland smart so people don't put them down."

The jeannie replies, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

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