A Russian and a Pollack get into a car accident. They are yelling at each other saying that it was the other guys fault. Finally the Pollack says:
Your right its my fault. go ahead and call the police and just get it over with.
The Russian says: No, im going to do what we do in my country.
The Pollack says: Well what is that?
The Russian says: Well you have to sit in a circle and not get out of it no matter what happens.
The pollack says: Ok ill do it.
So the pollack goes and sits in a circle in the middle of the road, the Russian pulls out a pocket knife and slashes the guys tires. He turned around and saw that the Pollack was laughing, and that made him mad, so he got out his crowbar and smashed all the guys windows. He turned around and the guy was laughing even harder. This made him even madder so he took out a can of gas and torched the guys car, when he turned around the Pollack was rolling around on the ground clutching his stomach and laughing so hard that there were tears in his eyes. The Russian ran up to him a said:
Why are you laughing?
The Pollack said: Because when you turned around I stepped out of the circle.
| Over 284,013,378 Jokes served. |
next joke | back to topic list
Assorted | One Liners| Mostly True Stories| Signs of our Times
Jokes for Nerds | Professionals. | Quotations | Light Bulb Jokes
The Battle of the Sexes | Riddles | Religious Jokes | Gross
Blondes | Politics | Just Do It | Murphy's Law | Definitions
Dirty Jokes | Ethnic Jokes | Bill Clinton ZipperGate Section
|
joke topics | funny stories | submit a joke | contributors prestige mall | mailing list Design by Neuco Image Group, Inc. "Mefco" and "Mefco's Random Joke Server" are trademarks of Mefco, Inc. Privacy Policy Disclaimer |