A man goes to a whore housefor his 21st birthday. He's desperate and asks the madam for a lady.
"Well sir we only have one female available, and she's slightly under 80 yrs of age"
"I'll take her I'm horny". He starts the foerplay with the old woman but finds he can't penetrate her.
"Hang on sonny, I'll be right back." and she steps into the bathroom.
A moment later, she returns and he slides in with no problem.
"Damn this is great. I go in with no problem. What the hell did you do in there?"
"Well I picked the scabs off..."
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