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Jane was driving along the highway, doing about ten miles over the limit. A cop pulled her over, and she knew she was in trouble, so to lighten the tension, she stepped out of the car and said to the officer, "You want to sell me tickets to the Policeman's Ball, don't you?" to which the officer replied, "No ma'am, we're Highway Patrol, we don't have Balls."
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