Mefco's Random Joke Server

Mefco's 
    Random Joke Server


home
joke topics
funny stories
submit a joke
mailing list

advertise
about us
Prestige Mall

Mefco's 
    Random Joke Server

next joke|back to topic list

I was in a hurry. I was driving like a maniac, running lights, driving on the sidewalk, and cutting people off.

I had just cut in front of this guy when he yelled "You Asshole! If I were a cop I'd give you a ticket!"

I yelled back "You Idiot, if you were a cop I wouldn't be driving like this!"

home | advertise | about us
joke topics | funny stories | submit a joke | contributors
prestige mall | mailing list

Copyright © 2000 Mefco, Inc., All rights reserved. E-mail: info@randomjoke.com
Design by Neuco Image Group, Inc.
"Mefco" and "Mefco's Random Joke Server" are trademarks of Mefco, Inc.
Privacy Policy       Disclaimer