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There's an elephant bathing in a pool of water. A mouse comes walking by. The mouse sees the elephant, and immediately gets very agitated, and demands that the elephant get out of the water immediately. The elephant refuses. The mouse insists, very angrily. The elephant sobs, and finally gets out of the water. Once out of the water, the mouse demands that he return into the water. Now the elephant is confused, and refuses to go back in the water. The mouse threatens to beat up the elephant if he doesn't get back into the water. So once again the elephant begins to sob, and as he's getting back in the water, he says "OK, OK I'll go back in, but why make me get out, to only make me go back in?"

The mouse replies: "I thought you had taken my bathing suit without asking."

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