Once there was a boy named Odd.
Odd was the butt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a sucsessful lawyer.
When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!"
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