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"A friend of mine expecting some visitors to tea one afternoon this week, popped some scones into the oven. An hour later she was just about to step into the bath, when horror stricken she remembered them. Not even stopping to grab a towel, she dashed naked downstairs into the kitchen. Her hand was on the oven handle when she heard a knock on the back door. She was panic stricken. For she was sure her caller was the baker, who, if there was no reply, would open the door and leave the bread on the kitchen table. She darted into... the broom cupboard. The back door clicked open. But then, appalled, my friend heard footsteps coming along the kitchen floor towards the broom cupboard. The door opened. There stood an astonished gasman. He had come to read the meter, which is in the cupboard.

My friend blushed deeply and then explained. "I'm sorry, I was expecting the baker."

"Oh" he said. "Sorry." And carefully closed the door again and walked out of the house.

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