A man is back from the Vietnam war and is with his wife for the first night in a year she says to him "Honey do you wanna do something?"
"No." he replies and they fall asleep.
The following day she goes to a sex therapist and she gives her a plan.
The following night she stands by the window and feels the breeze, takes off her top and says "Ooh look what the wind blew off!" Then she took off her jeans and said "Ooh look what the wind blew off!" then she took off her bra and said "ooh look what the wind blew off!" Then off with the pants and "Ooh look what the wind blew off!"
Then her husband got out of bed and stood up and started to undo his jeans. His wife got all excited and then he pulls down his knickers and says "Look what the japs blew off!"
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