A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account -- right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager, to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this damn bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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