Castaway
He grabbed me round my slender neck,I could not call or scream,
He dragged me to his dingy room,
where we would not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap,
And looked upon my form.
I was cold, damp and scared,
while he was wet and warm.
His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my very self,
I gave him every drop.
He made me what I am today,
That's why you find me here.
A broken bottle, cast away,
that once was full of beer.
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