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One very hot day in June three men are fishing on a river. They're having a good time fishing, and drinking beer. They're not catching much, but the beers are going down real good in the summer heat. After a couple hours out on the river Mike is gettin' pretty wasted. He pulls up his line, throws the rod on the bottom of the boat and declares himself done for the day. He sits on the back of the boat, slumped over, a defeated drunken mess. This puts a damper on the day for the other two guys, so they too decide to reel 'em in and head back to the marina. On the way back down the river they cross the wake of another boat, the bump sending Mike off the back of the boat and into the water. The other two don't notice he's gone for a minute or so, but when they do they quickly turn around and head back to search for their friend. Sure enough they see a body floating face down in the water. The driver pulls up along side and the other jumps in. He pulls up the body, flips him over, and starts mouth-to-mouth. After a couple of real good breaths he stops, looks back up to his partner in the boat and says, "maaaan, I don't remember Mike's breath smelling this bad!". His partner looks down and replies, "that's funny, I don't remember him wearing that snow mobile suit either!".

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