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How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? 24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a designated nominee; 46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate import balance; 32 to increase funding for alternative lighting research and development; 68 to increase the tax rate on lightbulbs; 106 to cancel the block grant to the states and create a federal Department of Light Bulb Investigations; and 82 to cancel the contract with defense contractors about everlasting light bulbs.
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