"How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace."
Warning: do not tell this to Romulans or be ready for a fight. They consider this joke to be a discrace, though it is not bad for a LBJ.
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