Ever wonder if there are others of Yoda's race, and if they speak the same way?
Imagine the Yoda-men in the office, around the water cooler.
Yoda 1: Hello, Bill.
Yoda 2: Morning, Hank.
Yoda 1: Finish that proposal you did?
Yoda 2: Yes, finally. Quite a chore it was.
Yoda 1: That Henderson, a slave driver he is, eh?
Yoda 2: Yes. To kick his ass I'd like. "There is no try, only do."
Asshole he is.
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