Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work ----- = Power TimeSince Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work ---- = knowledge Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work -------- = Money KnowledgeThus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped
out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as
an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of
ignorance.
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