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A Lesson in Political Science

Socialism:
You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

Communism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy:
You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Anarchy:
You steal neighbour's bull, and shoot the government.

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