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This woman went to the doctor, wanting to find out about the latest weight loss program. The doctor tells her, "Well- there is a new one that you can lose alot of weight with, and what you do is ingest everything anally." After about 6 weeks, the woman walks into his office for a follow-up. She was walking a bit bent over, and was swaying her behind extremely from side to side The doctor didn't even recognize her -- she had lost so much weight. "Mam- you look wonderful!" She said, "Thanks, Doc. I have lost 150 pounds!" The doctor said, "Great! Now let me see if I can do something about that limp of yours. She said, "Limp hell? I'm chewin' gum!"
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