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McCarthy was recovering nicely from an operation, and he was happy except for his diet.

The meals were the same each day. For breakfast there was a glass of apple juice, one egg, one piece of toast and the ever-present urinal bottle.

One morning, to relieve his boredom, McCarthy ate the toast and the egg but poured the juice into the urinal bottle.

Miss Prescott, the "we" nurse, arrived and asked, "Did 'we' enjoy breakfast?" Then looking at the bottle, she said, "'We' must have been a bad boy because this looks a little cloudy."

"Well then 'we' better run it through again!" said McCarthy, raising the bottle to his lips.

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