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Do you know what this country needs today? a 7 cent nickel. Now give the 7 cent nickel a chance - if that works out next year we can have an 8 cent nickel. You could go to a newsstand, buy a 3 cent newspaper and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used would last a family a lifetime.
- Groucho Marx
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