When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they've been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth and her angel Halo.
Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess Diana with an even bigger Halo!.
Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked "After all of my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this small. But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some stupid landmind kids and got an even bigger Halo than me."
St. Peter replied, "That's not a Halo... That's the steering wheel..."
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