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Woman in confession: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

Preast: How have you sinned my child?

woman: I called my husband a "son of a bitch."

Preast: why did you do this.

woman: First, he took off my shirt.

Preast: Like this, (and he does it to her), that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

woman: then he took off my pants.

Preast: Like this, that is still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

woman then he took off my bra and panties.

Preast: you mean like this, that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

woman: but then he had sex with me.

Preast: Like this.

(15 minutes later)

Preast: that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

woman: I know, but a week ago he told me that he had sex with another woman and he had aids, and I have contracted it.

Preast: Well that Son of a Bitch!

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