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Woman in confession: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Preast: How have you sinned my child? woman: I called my husband a "son of a bitch." Preast: why did you do this. woman: First, he took off my shirt. Preast: Like this, (and he does it to her), that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch. woman: then he took off my pants. Preast: Like this, that is still no reason to call him a son of a bitch. woman then he took off my bra and panties. Preast: you mean like this, that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch. woman: but then he had sex with me. Preast: Like this. (15 minutes later) Preast: that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch. woman: I know, but a week ago he told me that he had sex with another woman and he had aids, and I have contracted it. Preast: Well that Son of a Bitch!
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