Once there was a priest who was walking towards town.
While on his way, he saw a pretty country girl about to bathe in the river.
The girl took off her shirt.
The priest prayed "God, please close my eyes."
Then, the girl took off her skirt.
The priest prayed "God, please close my eyes."
After a while, the girl was totaly naked.
The priest prayed like never prayed before, "God, please close your eyes."
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