- Get one of those fake hands that you can hang out of your car trunk.
- Paint a red/brown splotch on the back of the hand.
- Drive a large nail through the hand, palm first.
- Stick it under your trunk lid, per instructions.
- Place a bumper sticker under the hand reading: "I FOUND JESUS!"
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