Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven. One day, he finds himself talking to God.
God says "You know Harley, I really like you bikes. There was only one thing wrong with them - the inlet was too close to the exhaust."
Harley replied "I couldn't find any way around that, though I notice that you had the same problem with women, you know, inlet to close to the exhaust."
God gets pretty angry at this, and snaps back "I bet more people rode my model than yours!"
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