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A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins.
Man: "Father, I've sinned. I went to my Uncles house, but he wasn't there, and his wife wasn't there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex with her."
Priest: "Well, it's a first offence, so I'll go easy. A donation of five dollars, and ten Hail Mary's will earn you forgiveness."

Then next day, the man goes back to his priest.
Man: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I went back to my Uncles house, but he wasn't there, and his daughter wasn't there, so I talked to his wife for five minutes, then I had sex with her.
Priest: "That's twice. You'd better not do it again. A donation of twenty dollars, and forty Hail Mary's and I'll forgive you. But I'd better not see you again for a while."

The day after that, the man goes back to his priest.
Priest: "You again? I thought I said I didn't want to see you for a while"
Man: "But, father, I went to my Uncle's house again today. He wasn't there, his wife wasn't there, and his daughter wasn't there. So, I thought I'd come and talk to you for five minutes."

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