Four ministers were playing golf one day.
The group in front of them was extremely slow and as the day grew longer the ministers started to grumble. The delays got longer and the grumbling got louder until one of the group which was causing all of the delays came back to explain the situation.
He explained that one of the men in the group was blind.
The first minister immediately knelt to ask the lord for forgiveness. The second minister did the same. The third was soon to be seen kneeling and praying. The fourth, however, proceded to look the man in the eye and state, "Screw him, if he's blind let him play at night!"
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