A woman went to see her dentist for a routine checkup. After the exam the dentist said, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."
Horrified, the woman replied "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!
To which the dentist replied, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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