Groucho: Tell us something about yourself; are you married?
Contestant: Yes, I'm married and I have 13 kids.
Groucho: 13 kids?! How did you do that?
Contestant: I love my husband.
Groucho: I love my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while!
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