I once dreamt that I died and went to heaven, where I met Saint Peter at the gates.

When I went in I asked him if he would show me around the place.

We were walking around, when we saw President Clinton tied to this horribly ugly woman, inch thick glasses, over 300 pounds, and greasy white hair. Ugh, what a sight.

I asked Bill why he was tied up like that. He replied, "Well, when I used to live on Earth, I committed a few sins, and now I'm suffering here."

I gave him my condolences, and went on.

A while later we met Elvis Presley, tied to this other unbelievably ugly woman. Man, was she terrible. Even uglier than the first one, and worse in every way than the first.

I asked the King why he was tied up like that.

He replied "Well, when I used to live on Earth, I committed a few sins, and now I'm suffering here."

I gave him my condolences and went on.

Then, a while later I found Bill Gates, tied to one of the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, flowing blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, wonderful curves, man...

I asked them why they were tied up like that.

And then the woman answered "When I used to live on Earth..."

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